For my final trick, I'll make Rachel disappear!

So, I don't have a good excuse for my lack of blog entries. However, I have come up with several excuses that would be good excuses:

1) I've been in the South Pacific for the past month, working on my tan, sipping coconut water directly from the coconut, and wearing exotic flowers behind my ear instead of earrings.

2) Some kid left a trail of Reese's Pieces in their backyard. I ended up being captured and held at the house for nearly a month. Finally, I was able to construct a gadget out of a saw blade, a Speak and Spell, and some other household items so that I could phone home.

3) My little finger on my right hand was accidentally severed off while I was rescuing a chihuahua from a storm drain. I've spent the last month adjusting to my new life with only nine fingers.

Unfortunately, I have no excuse for my lack of blogging. Sorry!