Song Min, will you let me...

I always ask Song Min if I can do something that I know very well that he won't let me do.

Examples:

Song Min, will you let me put make up on your face? NO

Song Min, will you let me put tiny ponytails in your hair? NO

Song Min, will you let me paint your toenails? NO

Song Min, will you let me draw an S for Song Min on your back with my pinky finger (he's horribly ticklish)? NO

Song Min, will you let me draw with eyeliner on your face (I'll make a beard)? Okay