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Random questions of the day...

Why doesn't the face of my watch ever stay centered on my wrist?

Why is it that when I look in the mirror, my forehead reflects back?

Why do I eat ice cream when I know all too well that my stomach and intestines have an alliance and WILL declare a war on any dairy that slides into their territory?

How can I crave a nap all day, then get home and stay up until the cows come home?

Who says "until the cows come home" anymore?

Why is it that I want my bed to be cool at night and warm in the morning?

How can I be friendly and nice to the most annoying people...and yet honk and swear (yes, I said swear) at complete strangers when driving?

How is it that I can forget to take off my shoes when I walk into the house, but the second I sit down in my office...off come the shoes?

Why is it that Gap's "Perfect Fit" jeans don't ever fit?

Why are McDonald's french fries so delicious until they get cold...then they are completely inedible? I know this because I tried several that I found on the seat of the station wagon as a kid...you think it's a tasty surprise, but the joke's on you!

How is it that I make it through each day as a fairly normal person, even though my head is chock full of crazy?!